Just for the fun of it...

For my message this weekend I asked our fine church staff to come up with a "Top 10 Signs You're in the Wrong Church..." I'll give you a sneak preview at a few:

• Church Slogan--"Now with 20% less commandments"
• Ushers ask if you would like smoking or non-smoking and frisk you before entering the sanctuary
• Exit doors are coin operated
• Baptism pool replaced with mud wrestling pit

OK...you get the idea. My challenge to you is to come up with some winners of your own. Who knows, maybe they'll make the message this weekend! Blog away.