Just for the fun of it...
For my message this weekend I asked our fine church staff to come up with a "Top 10 Signs You're in the Wrong Church..." I'll give you a sneak preview at a few:
- Church Slogan--"Now with 20% less commandments"
- Ushers ask if you would like smoking or non-smoking and frisk you before entering the sanctuary
- Exit doors are coin operated
- Baptism pool replaced with mud wrestling pit
posted by Pastor Phil Print at 7:40 PM
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"For an extra $25 you can get an aisle seat!"
When the pastor is willing to say the words "I now pronounce you husband and husband."
When the worship leader refers to the organ as "God's only blessed instrument."
If they have Karoake Sunday once a month for their worship service.
If their only requirement for baptism is to high five the pastor.
Big Chris
Because I said so blog
You know that you are at the wrong church if they are passing out blinders at the door as you leave.
You know you're in the wrong church if:
The pews are stocked with the New Interminable Verbiage Bibles.
They introduce the worship team by saying "This is Spinal Tap."
Homer Simpson, Darth Vader, and Donald Trump have just been assigned to your small group.
The communion cups are filled with Miller Lite.
Let's make that first item: the pews are stocked with the New Nonjudgmental Version Bibles.
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